"I aM wAt i Am"

Scumbag!!

I m so friggin pissed off today cos there's an asshole who hv just stepped on my toes! He's so friggin.fuckin BASTARD! Got his contacts via Singnet advertorial. This asshole, FC, whom I am supposed to rent his car for next week holidays overturned his words and called off the deal!


I hv paid him $100 deposit last month and hv agreed via SMSes to confirm the car rental. Initially, he told me $220 for 4 days from 3-6 Nov and I informed him that I'll be collecting on the car on the eve of hari raya and he agreed. Then last few days, he msged me asking am I collecting the car on 2nd or 3rd, which I replied of course on the eve of hari raya, MORON! Last nite, he realised he calculated wrongly and told me tat e price he quoted is for 3 days and NOT 4 days. Kanninahian!! NOT again! (*see another story below) Then another msg fm him, now he said he'll charge $280 for 4 days, well price still reasonable. I called him this morn, and clarified with him the quotes. He insisted tat he's not in the wrong and i shld'nt hv taken advantage of him? DAH??? FUCK HIM! He's e one who quoted the price! I didn't point a gun on his friggin small genitals or his stupid brainless head! Wat comin next really blew my cool off. Some extracts of my conversation with asshole:

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Me: But u told me is 4 days wat? U even sent me a SMS confirming e dates and price?

Asshole: Fine, then u send me the msg back lor. Anyway, if you are not happy then it's ok, I'll return yr deposit.

Me: No, i didn't say i dun wan to rent. I juz want to clarify the situation now.

Asshole: U shldn't take advantage of this price.

Me: Wat? (more and more absure words fm assholes)

Me: Ok, we dun care whose fault is it. We'll work out something which will work best for both of us ok? I juz wan to drive the car and you'll get yr $$. How bout tat?

Asshole: Huh? I dun like e way u talked, u sound as if i am very $$-minded. I am not comfortable renting the car to you. I'll return e deposit to u.

me: HUH? Wat's wrong with me talkin tat? U rent yr car out is to earn $$ if not for wat man?

Asshole: Nevermind, I wan to call off the deal!
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WTFH? As a businessman, he didn't honour his words. FINE! then he pushed me down with absolutely insane words that I am angry lah, blah blah blah.. My thinkin is that this man is tryin to break the deal off probably:


1) Although I have already secured booking fm him, Asshole probably struck a better/higher deal with another person
2) He forgotten about my booking and rents out to another person and try to cover his ass!


I then shoot him with an SMS that he is to return my deposit by this evening if not i'll be seekin legal advice fm my lawyers! Stupid asshole, dunno who he's dealing with!!!


OMG!!! Nothing cld calm me down! Now we are stuck without a car with only a week to hari raya...


FUCKIN BASTARD!


(*Before I was duped by another car rental bitch who told me that some1 is returnin the car now and i shld go down now to collect it. while on my way there, she called me and said that the car has been taken!)

Can't e authorities do something to curb these dishonest scumbags?

~@~ mŸ ÆxiSTeNce

JACKASS!

Have you all watched a programme called Wildboys in MTV channel? It’s about 2 retardedly boring men, Mr Pain Steve-O and stripper Chris Pontius who enjoyed performing stupid stunts which, always inflicting pain to themselves. Like the time they put a piece on meat hanging onto their tong in front a group of hungry hyenas, basically they are challenging the wild dogs to bit their ass off. Of course, the dogs are more interested on the meat than anything else and merely tug the meat off their tongs, see how silly and low they could go?

Then I came upon a documentary named Jackass the movies which come in 3 segments (Jackass the movie, Jackass 2 and Jackass 3), starring the same 2 assholes and their assy friends, which include Johnny Knoxville who recently acted in e movie “The Dukes of Hazzard” opp Jessica Simpson. No doubt these movies are hilarious and will cheer up any gloomy days of yours BUT you will find yourself kept saying “stupid”, “bastard” and “moron” during the show. Basically, these assy are testing the limits of the public. They shit in public, run their kiddies bike down the hill, use ice blocks as ski and the most popular stunts are hitting their groin with various objects. Johnny Knoxville even allowed his groin to be hit by a sledgehammer.. OUCH!

The worst is when one of the boys, Bam Magera, who likes to bring his tricks back home. Poor parents who got to endure stunts like:
- Stumbling upon a large croc in their kitchen;
- Papa Magera being beaten up by his son when he’s in the toilet doing his business;
- Papa Magera rudely awakened up by loud blast of music and was stumped on the face by a sink pump; or
- Their hall became a venue for foam party.
How bastard low can they go? A should watch movie. Jackass by the assholes… hahaha…

~@~ mŸ ÆxiSTeNce

stop givin me e STUPID stare!

I shld hv seen tis comin 10 yrs ago but our luv juz kept us stronger.. YEAH baby! but It's rather diff to keep a sane mind when u and yr 'diff coloured' partner walked into train or a scene where I almozt felt like a celeb, everyone will stop doin their stuff & turn to u, not admirin but glarin. They alwaz talk bout racial harmony crap here on how everyone shld behave as in e kampong days but when they come across a diff race couple, they'll behave likewise, irregardless of ages.

Scene i
Me and hubby will take bus no. @@ to my sis-in-lawz's hse to send our gal everyday. Every morn at a certain bus stop, this chinese lady (in her 20s) will take e same bus as well, for so many god damn time, she'll never fail to stare at us e moment she stepped into e bus...she'll scrutinse us fm head to top..HEY..I am not a piece of pork, u biatch....I mean, i dun mind u if stare & look e 1st time BCOS u r such a mountain tortise, but do u still hv to stare us but for e next 2 months???? Wat r u thinkin? geez...Is it bcos my hubby is too handsome & u cldn't help yrself to it??.. keke.e..or u r damn fickin jealous of my B E A U T Y....heheh...yeahhhh..she's maggotly ugly...w*tever! We r not gg to give u e priviledge of appearin akward bcos of yr glare..if we can..we shld be climbin on top of each other to give u a free schtuppin preview! L0SER!


Scene ii
We took e train to work after sendin our gal. Once we got into e cubicle, i saw my colleague who..literally..gave us e 2 stares at a time! 1st she saw me and smiled then she saw my hubby and her eyes appeared larger (like e corpse bride) and then followed by another stare at both of us.. boy.. WTF! i m so tired tryin to appear normal in front of these shitz..mayb i shld ask hubby to go for colour pigmentation surgery and who knows he'll bcum a local version of MJ?? hiiisss..tsk tsk..



~@~ mŸ ÆxiSTeNce

Twin egg yolks

Nothing special about this photo??

I was cookin a pot maggi mee and was happily crackin the egg shell when i saw there are 2 egg yolks in it. cOOL heh??

But then this means i killed 2 siamese chicks at the same time?

gOSh!

~@~ mŸ ÆxiSTeNce

Pan..Pan..

Nice bag huh? Initially, i saw a similar bag at Charles & Keith sellin at $39.90.. SHITZ.. so x..but i need one desperately as my daily bag has decided to retire after less than 1 year of usage.

Luckily when i went to bangkok last week, i spotted a cheap steal fm MBK shopping centre for only 199 baht (S$8), damn..i shld hv bought another one juz in case this decides to protest as well, but the colour beside black, comes in beige and purple.. YUCKS!!
~@~ mŸ ÆxiSTeNce
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An Overhaul is DONE

I have done an overhaul for this site, not quite done yet.. still tryin to learn some tricks fm my IT guru, KanelaM. thks gal.. Still tryin to find some way to put everythin in e correct place.. as u can see.. now my posts are rite at the bottom...haha

Never mind tat as long it's readable...rite tor?

Time to go for lunch soon...be back soon to bitchin ...

~@~ mŸ ÆxiSTeNce
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TGIF!!

YA..YA..YA.. Today is feaking FRIDAY!!!...

I am so happy..cos wkend is approachin soon but which means..more hsechores to do.. do laundry..Vacuuming and mopping the floor, cookin meals & pluckin armpit hairs?? hehehe...

~@~ mŸ ÆxiSTeNce
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viRgIn POst

My first entry!

I feelin...ecstatic...over the moon....Ecstasy..And hopefully the rest of the day will be better...

Btw, if u see a similiar post at Alatariel Eledhwen, u eyes didn't play tricks on u.. juz tat i forgotten my password and hv to re-register under a new blog name.. hahaha....

~@~ mŸ ÆxiSTeNce
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