JACKASS!

Have you all watched a programme called Wildboys in MTV channel? It’s about 2 retardedly boring men, Mr Pain Steve-O and stripper Chris Pontius who enjoyed performing stupid stunts which, always inflicting pain to themselves. Like the time they put a piece on meat hanging onto their tong in front a group of hungry hyenas, basically they are challenging the wild dogs to bit their ass off. Of course, the dogs are more interested on the meat than anything else and merely tug the meat off their tongs, see how silly and low they could go?

Then I came upon a documentary named Jackass the movies which come in 3 segments (Jackass the movie, Jackass 2 and Jackass 3), starring the same 2 assholes and their assy friends, which include Johnny Knoxville who recently acted in e movie “The Dukes of Hazzard” opp Jessica Simpson. No doubt these movies are hilarious and will cheer up any gloomy days of yours BUT you will find yourself kept saying “stupid”, “bastard” and “moron” during the show. Basically, these assy are testing the limits of the public. They shit in public, run their kiddies bike down the hill, use ice blocks as ski and the most popular stunts are hitting their groin with various objects. Johnny Knoxville even allowed his groin to be hit by a sledgehammer.. OUCH!

The worst is when one of the boys, Bam Magera, who likes to bring his tricks back home. Poor parents who got to endure stunts like:
- Stumbling upon a large croc in their kitchen;
- Papa Magera being beaten up by his son when he’s in the toilet doing his business;
- Papa Magera rudely awakened up by loud blast of music and was stumped on the face by a sink pump; or
- Their hall became a venue for foam party.
How bastard low can they go? A should watch movie. Jackass by the assholes… hahaha…

~@~ mŸ ÆxiSTeNce